I guess we asked for this. . .

Underclassman Alan Grundei adds this bit of reunion humor. . .

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," she sighed, "he's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...