Class warfare

Sapp Bros Cafe at exit 440 off I-80 in Omaha hosted an important Jefferson High Class of 1965 organizational event today. Reunion Chairman Bob Watson arrived at the hastily called emergency meeting in his sleek 1973 Buick Riviera, loaded for bear. Sporting heavily-studded leathers, Wellington boots (one pant-leg in, one pant-leg out) and keeping an adjustable cane at the ready, the chairman attempted to intimidate the trailboss, hoping to settle a month-long dispute over the ownership and control of the reunion blog. The fight has threatened to throw the entire 2010 reunion into chaos. Watson said he'd had enough with the sloppy reporting and the bs and all the snide remarks about his administration on the blog. The trailboss yelled that he wasn't going to "let a bunch of hoods run off with this thing" and that he demanded to be given the new passwords so he could regain access to the blog he had created. "I've had it up to here with all this Eat My Dust nonsense," he whimpered to Andrea the waitress, as she poured a third cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar.

Late developments indicate a settlement is possible. Stay tuned.